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The lady at the bank kept pestering me about my money

But I didn't want to teller

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1. A new Jewish brothel has opened near me.

- It’s called “The Gash Chamber”

2. Why was the Black Dahlia cut in half?

Because the killer wanted to make Elizabeth short.

3. I know 5 idiots

And yo mama is 3 of them

4. What wild Princess Diana be doing if she was still alive today?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin.

5. Girlfriend was telling her boyfriend that she was molested as a little girl . He said “ Oh I didn’t knew you liked older men .

6. Yo mama so fat...

She gets her nails done at Sherwin-Williams

7. Yo mama so lazy…

Even Grandpa Joe tells her to get out of bed

8. Yo mama so fat..

When the moon comes out she turns into a warehouse

9. I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer.

Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."

10. Yo mama is so fat… the earth was flat, until they buried her.

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